Eric.

wuddup doe c:

agonoszikred:

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS

agonoszikred:

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS

(Source: sharphoe)

ask-jeffrey-kun:

ok so ur an athiest and having sex u dont moan ”oh god” u moan ”oh bill nye the science guy” then u get up and start singing ”BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL, BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY” then u jam the fuck out

(Source: buu-bear)

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

johneggbutt:


have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

johneggbutt:

have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too:

mousaka:

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER

THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT

(Source: headlikeanorange)

dumblevehk:

msrmoony:

y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists

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miniusingcrayons:

I don’t have a cyndaquil yet but wanted to draw them hhhehehh

miniusingcrayons:

I don’t have a cyndaquil yet but wanted to draw them hhhehehh

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

(Source: mintyboob)

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything